just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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