Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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