i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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