it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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