no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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