wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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