I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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