ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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