Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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