Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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