So drunk its hurt
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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