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id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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