Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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