so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
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