the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
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