Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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