I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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