next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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