she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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