I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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