can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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