glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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