its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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