Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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