now i know why i became what i already was.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
