My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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