so explain again why im purple
no
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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