Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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