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Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
