Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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