Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
Randomize
