Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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