Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
There's a naked man in my car right now.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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