Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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