1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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