real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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