i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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