oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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