is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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