I can't watch pbs sober anymore
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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