Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
im about as happy as oj after his trial
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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