Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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