so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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