Taylor Swift is so right about you.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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