Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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