He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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