Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
why is half of my head shaved?
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