went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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