She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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