If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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