Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Its about making memories worth repressing
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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