this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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