So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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