i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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