tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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