Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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