just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Just high enough for therapy.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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