I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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