Me too!
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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